For Bertie –
These may come in useful for Bertie, as Mother has his. Perhaps just a poignant reminder.
For Paulo: His tears are my best cleansing lotion. As my dear poet’s girlfriend is keeping him gainfully occupied right now, I will give him this to collect any spare tears until he comes over again.
And I always go into Christmas prepared with a few Amazon Gift Cards, just in case I forget someone who proves themselves worthy of a gift. That way I never appear to have forgotten anyone.